From the “Wake up idiot” file comes this Don Crabb column. In it, Crabb runs down the reasons why Apple is being dressed up for sale to an entertainment megacorp like Disney, Viacom, or Time-Warner. These rumors have been floating around since long before Steve Jobs made his triumphant return to Apple, so I wonder why it is that Crabb would close with the statement, “Remember where you heard it first.” Maybe he wants to remind us of all of those rumors we read on the 9,135 Apple-tracking Web sites over the years.