Here are a couple of humorous security news items. First, Microsoft’s anti-piracy code in Office for the Mac has a bug that can allow people to shut down the application maliciously. I guess that’s one more thing to fix during this month off from writing new features. It looks like Oracle also needs to take some time off for bug fixes, despite their claims that Oracle 9i is “unbreakable.” A security firm has found a number of holes in the product and made them public.