The Washington Post has gone to Kansas and found real, live idiots, saving us from having to just assume that they are there.


Abuse is the Web’s killer content app, according to Suck. They point to the original Outraged! manifesto as an example. I don’t think that’s a compliment.


Well, MIT has sold out to Microsoft for a measly 25 million bucks.


We’re so rich now that we can afford to give jobs to liberal arts majors. Seriously though, I’ve long advocated giving jobs to liberal arts majors and pure science majors, who I feel get a better education than business majors. You learn almost all of the important stuff about your job after you get it, no matter what your major is, so you might as well hire the brightest people with the best learning skills if you want to get ahead.


Everyone will be relieved to hear that Microsoft has exonerated itself in the Hotmail security hole debacle. Actually, Microsoft was exonerated in a secret audit by an accounting firm that they won’t name. That makes me feel better.