You know what the problem with most conservatives is? They can’t take a joke. Salon columnist Dan Savage wrote a satirical article about his covert attempts to infect hardcore right wing Presidential candidate Gary Bauer with the flu, and lo and behold, everyone took it seriously. By everyone, I mean the New York Post, the Bauer campaign, and even the state attorney general of Iowa. Sorry guys, better get that egg off your face. (By the way, the article is genuinely hilarious in the mean spirited way that appeals to me so much.)