So, yesterday President Bush announced what he plans to do about global warming. Nothing. Well, what he actually did was create a couple of voluntary programs that, if businesses actually opt to comply with them, will slow the growth of emissions over the next 12 years. If that doesn’t work, in 2012 we can try something else. Of course, this is exactly the approach I expected from Bush, being that he’s a short-sighted, staunchly pro-business cretin.