A Pakistani newspaper is reporting that Osama bin Laden is hiding in a former Soviet nuclear weapons dump high in the Pamir mountains of northeast Afghanistan. It also reports that U.S. commandos are approaching the base, armed with some bizarre weapons I’ve never heard of. I have no idea if any of the story is true, but it’s too bizarre not to link to. (Here’s a page about one of the weapons mentioned in the article, submitted by a reader. According to the article, the weapon is supposed to be deployed in 2009.)